Revenge of the Ninja (1/5)

I read the Wikipedia entry and watched 10 YouTube clips rather than watch this.

The best part of this movie is hearing someone say “a Golan-Globus production”.

Why are a poor excuse for The Village People here?

Good thing he is wearing a Police shirt.

I am already bored by before getting through some of these 3 minute clips. I can’t imagine watching the entire movie.

Double fan action into mustache removal.

That scream from the foot stab was obviously not from the victim.

Marbles abs caltrops is funny but leaves a lot of evidence.

Hair grab is funny

How many closeups of climbing claws do we need?

I hope the rest of these clips are shorter.

An extra punch to the face of the guy on the ground for good measure, but completely unnecessary.

Good thing he’s wearing a police jacket now.

Bullet hits plant :)

The silver mask is complete impractical.

Apparently all ninjas stir their equipment in bottom-lot cases.

Okay, the massive jump with the crate smash was cool.

The van roof swing-smash through the windshield is cool.

I’ll say this… There is more action than the 1969 version of The Italian Job.

“If you want to workout you forgot your pants” :)

Why such a dramatic murder of the homeless?

He catches the cup then places it on the very edge?

Why is she counting with him?

That’s a lot of very obvious fake blood.

What?! He just had a full size replica of himself?! And a fake arm?!

Man, between being dragged by the van and this his legs are taking real beating.

That was lightning quick reflexes to throw the life saving grapple.

Evil ninja uses flamethrower. I’ve seen that before in American Ninja.

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